The British are coming! The British are coming!

Today I will try to write in English. I have two reasons for this. First, I promised to my English teachers (I have two teachers ... the best teachers in the world). One of them is Canadian and the other is Brazilian (I have a hard mission). Second, I will start posting on my blog in English because we have readers that speak English. It is serious! Americans, Canadians and people from other countries who speak English. So here we go!
I never thought that I would need to write in English one day, but today we live in a global society. Our kids want to play for Barcelona, Chelsea, etc. The singers are pop stars in the world. I said "pop", not popozuda and I said "singers", not popozuda. Once, a boy knocked on the door of my apartment and said, "Trick or treat." My God! What happened with Saci, Curupira and other monster we had. Today we have "Valentine's Day", "Black Friday" and many other things that make me feel like I am living in New York or London. They are in our malls! Warning! Do not confuse "Sales" with "Sale's Shop"! Houston, we have a problem! The fact is that we do not speak Portuguese very well, can you imagine English? I think that I used every words I knew in this text. I hope you understood me and beg your pardon if I wrote anything wrong. Do not forget: To err is human, to forgive is divine and to try is brave...